Adam (amnesiawind) wrote in parkoncaffiene,

more gun points...

1. What's your real name? Adam

2. What's your favorite nickname? Stupid

4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals? 1 Eyed Jack

5. Where were you born? Earth

6. Do you like the rain? I love the rain

7. Have you ever been in love? Now, yes, first time ever

8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? yeah, they are useless, like jorge

9. What song best describes you? "Description of Adam" by Adam

10. What would you name your first son? Brent

11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust? That was the plan all along

12. Do you write in pen or pencil? a combination of the both i call, PENcil

13. When was the last time you cried? last night, cause i was bad

14. When was the last time you wanted to cry? when i lost mandas entry..

15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry? Episode 2

16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones? None that were mine

17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything? Nope

18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing? yeah, i have kermit the frog on my ass

19. Do you like donuts? Yeah

20. Even jelly donuts? Yeah

21. Do you know what's in that shit? Yeah, Red Stuff

22. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? A Big One

23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots? Hell Yizzum.

24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know? how do you know im not?

25. What was the saddest moment in your life? that time...that i found out i wasnt flexible enough

26. Do you think I really care? who are you?

27. How many times do I have to tell you to shut the Fuck up? none

28. What color shoes are you wearing? Black

29. What color shirt are you wearing? Black

30. Are you wearing any underpants? Shorts

31. Oooo. Are they lacey? Nope

32. Do I make you hot? are you manda?

33. What is your lucky number? 4

34. What is your unlucky number? everything but 4

35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep? bbbaaaaaaa

36. What's your favorite book? The 3rd Book In The DOOM Series

37. What's your favorite page number in that book? the one where flys like Whhaattt Theee Helll Arrrccchhhhieee

38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV? 24 of course, elementary

39. Who knows you the best? Amanda

40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"? God/Manda

41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? Testify..

42. Describe yourself in one word. Cool

43. Describe yourself in one preposition. preposterous

44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are? Me

45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life? yeah, but not as me, like the clerk at a store or something

46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your life? depends, where they girls into men, or men into girls

47. Are you a generous person? I Give all i have to the ones i love

48. Can I borrow $100? Love me first.

49. Did you lie on this test? Nope

50. Did you lie on that last question? Hey Look, a bear,
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